Orbiting Adonis

Trick — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:16:16 +0000

The lobby is starting to look like a Special Olympics ice skating practice rink.

Trick — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 20:00:11 +0000

Disappointment is discovering that the woman at the gas station was staring not at my butt, but at the gaping hole I didn’t know I had in the back of my shorts.

Trick — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:56:34 +0000

Being on call is easy when you’ve got AT&T. The phone doesn’t ring.

Trick — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:10:12 +0000

Hand over the mocha or the kid in the Santa hat is going down.

Trick — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:33:16 +0000

I thought the guy flossing on the train was weird before the dental pick came out.

Trick — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:55:16 +0000

Jimmie’s rubbing the monkey right in front of an old lady.

Trick — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:40:05 +0000

is listening to @fng giggle like an 11-year-old girl.

Trick — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:50:04 +0000

Where does the rat lady find all those rats?

Trick — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:54:11 +0000

I’m going to have a badhair day and it’s all @brien_kenai’s fault.

Trick — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:58:19 +0000

I think that dead guy from the B-52′s was driving the train tonight.